An infidel enters a mosque, says I heard a lot of good things about your religion, and I want to convert to Islam, how is it done?
The imam: It is simple you just have to say “There is no god but Allah and Mohamed is his prophet”.
Infidel: “Just so that is pretty easy!”. And he says it.
The imam: “Now come with us, you have to be cleansed.”
Infidel:” How does that go?”
The imam: “we will snip your dick.”
Infidel: “what no! I changed my mind, I will go back.”
Muslims in the mosque: “An apostate! Kill him!!”
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