Kid's Books That You Won't See Published


1) You're Different -- And That's Bad


2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables


3) Robert: Dad's New Wife


4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share


5) The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking


6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her


7) Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence


8) All Cats Go to Hell


9) The Little Sissy That Snitched


10) Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?


11) That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption.


12) Grandpa Gets a Casket


13) 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool


14) The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator


15) Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear


16) The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy


17) Strangers Have the Best Candy


18) Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way


19) You Were an Accident


20) Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will


21) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry


22) Your Nightmares Are Real


23) Where Would You Like to be Buried?


24) You've Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown


25) Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose

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