A fifth grade teacher is teaching her class about problem solving. She asks the class what they would do if they had to carry two watermelons at the same time and didn't have a bag. Little Johnny's hand shoots up in the air, but the teacher calls on Mary instead.
"I would pick up one watermelon with my right hand and the other with my left hand," says Mary.
"Ok, but what if you had to carry three watermelons at the same time?" asks the teacher. Little Johnny's hand shoots up in the air again, but the teacher ignores him and calls on Timmy instead.
"I would carry the first watermelon in my right hand, the second in my left hand, and I would stick the third one on my dick," says Timmy.
The teacher says, "Timmy! That's disgusting! Go to the principal's office immediately!"
At this point little Johnny can't handle it anymore so he exclaims, "Ms. Logan, I know how to carry 5 watermelons at the same time!"
The teacher is intrigued so she says, "Really? How would you do that?"
Little Johnny smiles and says, "I would carry the first watermelon in my right hand, the second in my left hand, and I would stick Timmy on my dick!"
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