Kicking In the Fence


Up in heaven there is a white picket fence. On one side stood GOD on the other
side stood Satan and a few of his henchmen.


The devils helpers were kicking holes in the fence.


GOD said "if you don't tell them to stop, I'll sue you".


Satan started laughing and replied "You think you'll find a lawyer on your
side of the fence"?

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