This is a classic one, wonder if you guys know it!
There was a guy named Billy who had a crush on a girl named Nicole; and whenever he talked to her he would grow a boner.
As prom was approaching, towards the end of the school year, Billy decided to make his move by asking Nicole to prom, however, he was worried that he would grow a boner when he asks her. In order to solve the situation, Billy decided to tie his boner onto his thigh, so that the boner wouldn't look too obvious.....
The moment finally came.
"Hey Nicole!"
"Yes?"
"Will you go to prom with me?"
...and he kicked her.
Hope you guys liked it!
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