Dave and Jeff are throwing a few back at their local bar when Jeff asks, "You know that really gorgeous girl at work? The one I get a hard-on for every time I see her?"
"Yeah," Dave replies.
"Well, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to her. I asked her out and she said yes," Jeff says excitedly.
"That's great!" Dave says. "When are you going out with her?"
"I went to meet her earlier tonight," says Jeff, "but I was so worried about getting hard that I duct taped my wang to my leg so it wouldn't show. When I got to her house, she answered the door in the sheerest, tiniest dress I've ever seen."
"Well, what happened?" asks Dave.
Jeff leans in and says, "I kicked her in the face."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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