Kate Upton goes first, she gets up on stage and undoes her blouse and starts shaking her tits up, down, and in all directions, the audience which consists of mostly men start cheering and going crazy, Kate Middleton then gets up on stage, sets a chair up, takes a seat and starts douching, the audience start looking away in disgust.
When the Announcement of the winner is made, its revealed that Kate Middleton was the winner, shocked Kate Upton asks how in the world did she not win, in which she learned that a Royal Flush beats 2 of a kind
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