He notices an old man sitting next to him tapping two coins in a rhythmic fashion.
"Excuse me," Kanye asks, "what are you doing with those coins?"
"Well," the old man answers, "these are two quarters. You can make a phone-call with them, or just tap them on the bar." And he continues to tap the coins in a rhythmic fashion, while Kanye stares at them in fascination.
After a few minutes, the old man steps down from his stool and walks to the bathroom, leaving the coins lying on the bar. As soon as the bathroom door closes, Kanye picks up the coins, putting one coin near his ear and the other near his mouth.
"Hello? Hello?"
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