On a full moon lit night two Canadian girls were walking home from the beer parlor.
Mary, a large overweight girl said "I need to pee really bad but there are no places to squat"
Lucy replied "There is a bridge up ahead, we can just sit on the railing and pee into the river"
They both climbed up onto the railing and hung their naked butts over the edge. Lucy finished first and climbed down.
Mary said "I need to poop too"
Lucy replied "Well just go ahead, nobody is coming"
Mary let it go. The kaaploosh made Lucy turn and look over the railing.
Lucy said "Oh my God Mary, you just crapped on a guy in a canoe"
Mary replied "No that is just a reflection eh"
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