A devoted wife spent a lifetime taking care of her husband. He had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses he motioned for her to come near.
As she say by him he said "you know what? you have been with me through all the bad times. when I got fired, when my business failed, when I got shot, when we lost the house, when my business started failing, you were always there to support me and you know what?"
"What my dear?"
"Your a fucking jinx"
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