**What happens if all Americans jumped and landed at the same time?**
The planet will shatter under the shitload of obese people
**How can you tell if something's fake?**
If it's from China
**Francium is known to disappear quickly, but why is it named after France?**
Because it disappears just as quickly as the French disappears from the battlefield
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