Just got banned from B&Q, some dickhead in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking!!

Light a man a...

Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Suicidal Blonde

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her...

Did you hear...

He went to Paris and saw an Eiffel

Just a bug

A guy was driving his truck along the interstate, when he admitted to his...

What happened to...

20 class rings fell out.

When a friend...

Mum's the word

What do you call...

A pilot.. you racist bastard!

Can I Tap your...

George Bush was driving with Powell one day and he had to take a leak...

The Top 15...

15. In space provided, tell us why you want, why you really, really, want...

Humdy dumpy

Yomama is like humpy dumpy,she gets humped then dumped.