Just another Genie

A biker going through is third divorce comes across a very unusual bottle. As he is cleaning it a genie appears. The genie says to the biker, I will grant you one wish.

The biker looks at the genie and calls him out on the fact that genies are supposed to grant three wishes. This genie explains to the biker that he is only a junior genie and he will only be able to perform on wish.

After careful thought the biker says, OK, I got it. I would like for you to build me a bridge from California to Hawaii, so I can ride my bike from here to there.

The junior genie thinks about it for a while and asks the biker to give him another wish because this one was way to hard.

After much thought the biker says, I would like for you to figure out women. Come back and let me know what you find out. So I can have a relationship that will last.

The junior genie thinks about this wish, and says to the biker, would you like that bridge to be two or four lanes?

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