Late in the night, a mother hears noises in the lobby. she goes to check it out, and sees her son preparing to leave the house: "Where are you going so late and on this weather?"
"Well, i'm going to the whore-house"
"How dare you?! You are only 15 ! Get back to bed immediately !"
Aproximately an hour later, she hears noises in the lobby again. Goes to check it out, her son was there again: "Where the hell do you think you're going ?" "To the whore-house, mom !" "You just drop that umbrella and get in bed immediately !" "Well, i can't wait to see how dad's gonna get home in this rain !"
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