The one says to the other, "I must be the luckiest guy in the world!" "Oh yeah? How so?" responds the other. "Well, just a week ago I was walking along a similar train track, when I picked up a hundred dollars! I bought some fine wine and drowned my sorrows for two whole days!" His friend does not look impressed and answers, "That's nothin' man! Two weeks ago while walking down similar tracks I came upon a woman tied to the railway! I swooped in, untied her, carried her into some bushes and made sweet love to her for a whole weekend!" The other hobo, being utterly impressed exclaims, "Wow man that's amazing! Please tell me you got a blowjob too?" Looking sad his friend responds, "Nah man I couldn't find the head!"
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