Judge: Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?

Judge: Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars? Defendant: Yes, it's true. Judge: Then, why don't you just pay him back? Defendant: Because it wouldn't be true anymore.

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