Jon is a young man about in his mid 30s and George is 67 years old. Once they meet for their first frame of the match, Jon thinks to him self oh great he's got on a pair of huge bifocals this should be to easy. After about 5 frames George has won the match. Jon asks how did you do it, George replies "Well I see a small ball, and a big ball, I also see a small pocket and a big pocket so I hit the small ball into the big pocket" So after hearing this Jon got himself a pair of bifocals but before the match he had to use the restroom, after there was a huge wet spot all down his right leg, his new opponent asked him what happened and Jon Says "Well I got to the bathroom and I saw a big one and a little one, and I thought that couldn't be mine so I put it back it in."
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