A man and his wife just rented a room at a beautiful hotel in New York. The wife says
"Hey baby, how about we have some fun tonight. I'll make this day one you will never forget!"
"I was thinking the same thing!"
The couple hit it off the whole night. She moaned with excitement. And his face was in a fixed position the whole time with his tongue licking up and down over and over, and over. She was sucking up and down, and couldn't stop till she was pleased.
"Baby, oh my god. Your amazing!"
"Well if it wasn't for you would've never found this place!"
Oh yeah, forgot to mention. They were at an ice cream parlor.
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