There are two twin brothers, one is a very successful dentist and the other is an unemployed bum. The bum brother has no job and lives with the successful dentist. One day he makes the decision to go out and get a job, so he gets in his car and he starts driving to some possible employers to hand out his resume. On the way to his first stop, he gets in a terrible car accident. It's a disaster and he is rushed to the emergency room.
Meanwhile, the other brother is at home when he gets a knock on the door. He answers it and it is Death. He says "Can I help you?" and Death replies "I think I have the wrong guy. Hey, do you have a twin brother." To which the dentist replies "yes, I do." Death says "sorry to waste your time, I need your brother." The dentist goes "Wait a minute! Isn't there anything I can do to save him? Lets make a bet." Death says "I don't normally do this, but what the hell, it's been a slow day. What did you have in mind." So the brother says, "Well, I am a dentist, so I bet I have cleaner teeth than you!" Death agrees and they go to the bathroom and check their teeth, and sure enough the brother has cleaner teeth than Death, so Death spares his twin brothers life.
The twin comes home and he says "You can't believe it, I should have died today but it was a miracle and I survived!" His brother replies "Yea, I had a brush with death myself."
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