Joke from when I was 6 years old.

There are 3 buddies who loved hanging out.
Their names were Shut-Up, Manners, and Shit.
One day they were all three playing football at the park.
Then Shit fell over and broke his leg.
Shut-Up then went to the nearest house and asked to use the phone.
The woman,who Shut-Up was asking to use the phone, then asks Shut-Up what his name was
Shut-Up said, "Shut-up"
The woman then said, "Tell me your name young man"
And Shut-Up said again, "Shut-Up!"
The woman then asked, "where are your manners?"
Shut up responded, "Over at the park picking up Shit!"