A man who appear to have no arms stands outside a public toilet for a long time.
A man uses the toilet notices him, and asks why is he standing there. He says he wants to pee, but the lack of hands is preventing him.
He decides to relieve the armless dudes plight, and helps him. He unzips his trousers, and direct his cock to the urinal. However he cant help notice some green puss oozing out from his cock. After the guys done pissing, he cant help but ask him if he knows about his infected dick.
"Of course i do" says the guy. He then takes his arms out from his shirt and says
"Thats why I'm not touching it!"
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