Johnny stopped suzi walking home from school and offered her 25 cents to climb the tree, she does and collects her quarter. She goes home and tells mom she has a quarter and how she got it.
Mommy tells her he only wants to see your underwear. Next day again johnny stops her and she climbs the tree and collects her quarter. Again mommy tells her he only wants to see her underwear.
Its friday and johnny stops her again and makes the offer, she does it, collects her quarter and goes home to tell mommy. Mommy tells her he only wants to see your underwear, suzi says yeah but I fooled him this time I didn't wear any.
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