Johnny Hated Math....

...his grades were terrible and he had stopped trying. Johnny's attitude in school was obnoxious, and his parents didn't know what to do.

Finally, they decided to enroll Johnny in the local Catholic school, even though they're not religious people and have never stepped foot in a church.

All of a sudden, Johnny's math grade does a complete 180. He's getting straight A's, and his report card says he's "a pleasure to have in class."

"Johnny, your mom and I don't get it. You hated math at your old school and failed every semester. Now at this Catholic school, you get A's and are at the top of your class. What changed son?"

"Well dad, when I got there the first day and saw that dude in front of the school nailed to the plus sign, I knew these people meant business!"