Little Johnny walked into a bar, and asked for a beer. The
bartender, amused by the fact that a 6 year old kid was asking
for a beer, laughed. He told Johnny, "You're not supposed to be
drinking, you're only 6!" Little Johnny laughed and said, "I'm
not supposed to be fucking women yet either, but damn your
wife is hot!"
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