...he saves his money for years and finally goes to the operation.
One week later he returns to the bar, and now he/she is a beautiful blonde. His friend ask him/her "Hey tell us, how that operation was like?"
"Well," he/she says, "it was the worst experience I had in my life!" "Why?" asks the friend.
"Well, when they put the tits, it was acking like hell. when they cut off my dick, I felt as I could die. but then the worst was when they start cutting half of my brain... "
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