A Native American walks into a corner store and asks the cashier if there's any toilet paper for sale.
The cashier responded, "We have 2 kinds of toilet paper, the premium super soft 3 ply Charmin and our cheap store brand that doesn't have a name."
"Give me the cheap one." And the guy went home.
A few days later, the Native American comes back and tells the cashier that he's come up with a name for their store brand toilet paper: John Wayne.
"Why? Because he's rough and he's tough and he don't take shit from Indians."
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