John went into a Pub, which was on the 12th floor of a building and ordered a drink. And there was a young guy next to him who finished his drink, went to the opened window, and jumped. John rushed to the window, and was surprised to see what he saw. The guy survived the jumped, not just that, he even returned to the pub in few minutes and ordered another drink, and did the same after finishing that. John was curios about this, and asked the guy. "It's not as hard as you think, I just grab that pole on the 2nd floor and reduce my speed".
John was fascinated, and wanted to try this himself. After finishing his 3rd drink, he jumped off the window and died.. And the bartender to the young guy, "Superman, you asshole"
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