He looked for jobs and eventually found a station. The station hired him as a miner for coal. He was elated and began his shift immediately. After a hard days work he went to the towns local pub all covered in soot. As he asked the bartender for a drink the bartender scowled and said, "And what do you think you're doing, get out of here!" He was befuddled as to why he was treated like that and got kicked out. He figured that he was a new comer to this town and found a place of his own to stay.
As a week passed he attempted to get a drink again at the pub and was kicked out yet again. After that he tried again after his long hard shift at the mine to get something to drink but to no avail. Finally one day he went a man outside the pub and asked him why he was not allowed to get a drink. Hearing this the man ponders for a bit and finally says,"Ah you must be John, the new guy. The reason you can't get a drink is because of your job." "My job?" "Yes, the pub doesn't serve minors."
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