Chesty, a retired Marine, takes a job at a local hardware store for something to do in his retirement.
He's been working there for about a month when his boss notices he's been late every single day.
The boss walks over to Chesty and says "Chesty, you've been late every single day. If you can't make it to work on time tomorrow I'll have to fire you."
The next day Chesty shows up ten minutes late and the boss says "Chesty like I said yesterday, if you can't make it to work on time I'll have to fire you. I just have to ask how you can always be late and have been in the military your whole life. What did they do when you were late?"
Chesty says "They stood up and said Good Morning, General."
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