[JFK dies and goes to the pearly gates.]
Peter: Well JFK, you did a lot of good things in your life. You averted a nuclear apocalypse, you furthered civil rights, and you even started the peace corps. You've even gotten people excited to go to the *moon*! However, it seems you committed a LOT of adultery back on earth. Was it because so many loose women threw themselves at you?
JFK: I chose to do these women, not because they were easy, but because I was hard.
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