St. Peter confronts them at the gates of heaven.
“Sisters, welcome! You are devote, except for that bingo hall incident.”
The sisters hold their heads low in silent acknowledgment. Peter continues, “So, you must be held accountable for your transgression. I will give you a test of Bible knowledge, but because your lives were… mostly… guilt free, it will be an easy one.” The nuns nod in agreement.
To the first, “who was the first man?”
”That’s easy! Adam!”
The bells of heaven ring, and the gates of heaven open and she walks through.
To the second, “who was the first woman?”
“That’s easy! Eve!”
The bells of heaven ring, and the gates of heaven open and she walks through.
To the third, “what is the first thing Eve said to Adam?”
She pauses, “mmmm… that's a hard one!”
The bells of heaven ring, and the gates of heaven open…
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