A guy named John has been in a relationship with a girl named Wendy for 2 years. He's convinced that she's the one, and to prove it, he tattoos her name on his penis. When he's erect, the tattoo reads "WENDY" very clearly, but when he's flaccid you can only see "WY". Needless to say, Wendy is turned off by his act of commitment and the relationship falls apart.
A few years pass and John is struggling to get over Wendy. He starts to go out more, see shows, movies, and concerts to take his mind off of her. One day he enters the bathroom of a concert venue to take a piss. He glances over at a tall black fellow peeing next to him, and spots that he has "WY" tattooed on his penis.
John sees this and immediately thinks of his lost love. He asks the man: "I have the same tattoo! Did you date a girl named Wendy?". The black man turns around and responds: "No mon I'm a tour guide! Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day'".
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