yo mama is so poor i lit a ciggarette and she sang "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we now got heat."yo moma so poor i saw her kicking a trash can down the street i said what are you doing and she said movingyo moma so poor i steped on a cigarette in her house and she said who turned off the lights.your mama is so poor when you walk in the front door you're walking out the back.yo momma so poor I stepped on a penny in your front yard and she yelled out the window, "Get off my life savings!"
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