Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the miracle products, she asked, Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am? Looking over her carefully, Joe replied, Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five. Oh, you flatterer! she gushed. Hey, wait a minute! Joe interrupted. I haven't added them up yet.
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