Joe, using one of those online matchmaker services, get's a date with Kerri.
Joe decides to take Kerri to the carnival.
As they walk down the midway, he asks "What would you like to do first, Kerri?"
"I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 130 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 110 and she won a prize.
Ambling along the midway again, Joe asked if she'd like to ride the Ferris Wheel or the Roller Coaster or something. Kerri responded "I want to get weighed."
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was just really weird, pretended to be getting a headache, and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kerri responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
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