a man wants to have sex

so a man wants to have sex with his wife but she's not in the mood so she gives him 20$ and tells him to go do it with some whore.
as he left he met his neighbors wife and tells her the problem… so she took the 20$ and had sex with him!
the man goes back happy to his house and his wife asks him hlw he got back so early and he tells her he had sex with the neighbors wife. she asked him if she took the money and he replies: yes ofcourse!
the wife angrly responds: THAT BITCH! i never take money from her husband!!

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