Joe and his tractors

So there's this guy named Joe. For years Joe loved tractors. He was obsessed with them. He had tractor posters, tractor calendars, tractor bedsheets, tractor wallpaper, tractor simulators. Anyways one day Joe is at the annual tractor convention in LA and he sees the brand new XJ54330 tractor. It's the top of the line tractor and it's absolutely amazing. He asks the security guard if he can ride it but the guard says no. After some more arguing he offers to pay the guard $2000 bucks to let him drive it. The guard says sure and Joe gets in. He starts driving around like a maniac, destroying half the convention. It runs out of gas and the cops arrest him.

Three days later he pays all the fines, settles a lawsuit out of court and is free. On his way out the cop says to him "Joe, you're a real nice guy but you really need to get this tractor obsession under control, it's ruining you."

Joe realizes the cop is right, and when he gets home he throws out all his tractor stuff. Threw out his tractor calendar, put new wallpaper up over his tractor wallpaper, he deleted all his tractor simulators from steam and he started fresh. Life was great.

A few years later he was in Ohio on business and having a drink in this shadey old bar. The bar was totally full of smoke and this bothered Joe. He asked the bartender to get rid of the smoke but the bartender just said "well what do you want me to do about it buddy??" So Joe got up, went to the window, breathed in a biiiiiig gasp of smoke and blew it all out the window. Suddenly all the smoke from the bar just rushed out the window and it was nice and clear again.

Joe walked back to the bar and the bartender said "How on earth did you do that?!?!"

"Easy," said Joe, "I'm an ex tractor fan."