At his welcome back barbeque, he talked about the different foods he ate, how he bathed, and other quirks of living without gravity. The party quieted down, and one of his friends approached to ask the question everybody wanted to know, but nobody wanted to ask.
"Didn't you have time to jack off up there? Was it any different there?"
The astronaut pauses for a second before responding.
"You know, I did have time to look at the stars and ponder the meaning of existence while rubbing it out. But after a while, it was kinda like living in a snow globe."
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