Job requirements for heads of state:

Great Britain:

- to be able to effectively manage and balance foreign and domestic policies

- a skilled negotiator able to reach an agreement in complex situations

Germany:

- to be highly efficient in managing the industrial sector

- an impeccable diplomat

Russia:

- to be a strong leader in the face of numerous forces trying to influence the course of government

- be a skilled and precise user of military force in adverse international situations

China:

- to be able to co-ordinate huge numbers of people to co-exist in a tough international economy

- be a great strategic planner and see the large long-term situation

USA:

- large penis

- winning