A guy's driving down in the Florida Keys. He see a little roadside stand and pulls over because he's feeling hungry. He gets out and sees a sign: "CONCH SALAD $5. GROUPER SANDWICH $10. HAND JOB $15. There's an attractive girl in a skimpy bikini standing behind the wooden counter, smiling seductively. They guy asks, "are you the one that gives the hand jobs?" She smiles even wider and says in a sexy Southern drawl, "I sure am." The guy says "Great, wash your hands and make me a grouper sandwich."
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