Jimmy ran a mile and recorded it. "....but basically it took me 1 minute and 47 seconds to run a mile. Is this bad? I mean it kinda sounds slow to me."

I don't think you understand, there is no way a human can run a mile in 1 minute, 47 seconds. Your distance was way off. You said it "sounds slow." What do you mean "sounds" slow?

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