Jimmy and his bad breath.

*Jimmy always had unbearable breath. It was so bad you could smell it across rooms. His parents tired of having that smell around all the time, asked if he could stay at his uncle Ben's house while they were on "vacation".*

*Uncle Ben and aunt Mary knew about Jimmy's bad breath and didn't really want him to go their place but, in the end, they accepted.*

*Once they drop Jimmy at uncle Ben's house, uncle Ben welcomes him:*

**Uncle Ben:** "Hey Jimmy, how you doing? ^^^No ^^^need ^^^to ^^^ans..."


**Jimmy:** "I'm cool..."


**Uncle Ben:** "Holy Mother of Jesus, do not open that mouth!"


**Jimmy:** "But.."


**Uncle Ben:** "Shhhhhhhh!! Let's have this rule, Jimmy. Everytime you wanna talk, you raise your hand and only after I give you the sign, you can talk. Alright?"


**Jimmy:** "Uh, sure.."


**Uncle Ben:** "What did I just tell you?????!?!??!"

***Bed time arrives***

*Jimmy, uncle Ben and aunt Mary are all asleep when huge storm hits their village. Jimmy didn't like storms and after waking up, couldn't fall asleep again. So he shouts from his bedroom to another:*

**Jimmy:** "Uncle Ben? Please answer, uncle Ben!"


**Uncle Ben:** "It's freaking 3 AM, Jimmy! What's wrong?"


**Jimmy:** "I can't sleep! I'm too scared!"


**Uncle Ben:** "Just turn the god damn lights on and try to sleep!"


**Jimmy:** "I'm not afraid of the dark uncle. I hate storms! I can't sleep alone right now!"


*Uncle Ben gets up from his bed and goes to his room.*


**Uncle Ben:** "Don't say a word alright. You can come and sleep in our middle."


**Happy Jimmy:** "Thank..."


**Uncle Ben:** "Don't! Say! A! Damn! Word!"


*Jimmy jumps out of the bed and goes running to uncle Ben's room.*


**Uncle Ben:** "Fucking hell, I'm going to regret this."


*Jimmy and his uncle get to the room.*


**Uncle Ben:** "Alright Jimmy, same thing as before. You want to talk, raise your hand and wait for my sign."

**Jimmy:** *nods*

***5 AM***


*Jimmy finally raises his hand.*


Uncle Ben: "Holy Mother of Jesus, he's going to talk. Mary! Hide under the sheets and blankets, now!


*They hide and uncle Ben makes the sign.*


**Uncle Ben:** "You can talk now Jimmy!"


**Jimmy:** "Well shame, too damn late. I just shitted my pants."