Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on.

Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on. So, uh, I guess you believe Y2K is a biggie huh? Naw, says the neighbor. Ah's jes' stockin' the bunker now, 'cuz if I did it any other time, people'd think ah's nuts.

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