One day shes walking by Charlie's room and sees him steering an imaginary steering wheel. "What are you doing Charlie?" She asks.
"I'm driving to Chicago!" He replies.
"Oh ok then."
Next day she walks by again, and hes still "driving." She asks, "what are you doing Charlie?" He replies, "I just got to Chicago and I'm driving around!" She shakes her head, "ok then."
As she's walking off she peeks into the next door, where Allen sleeps, and sees him furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks "my goodness Allen, what are doing?!"
"I'm fucking Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"
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