Once there was a little boy called sekket who was Jewish,
and wouldn't play with anyone but the Christian boy,called
Tom,who lived next door.
One day Tom was showing Sekket his toys when he picked up his
toy truck, to show him.
"Wow that's nice!" Sekket said
"Yes mummy says to treasure my toys" He answered.
The next day over the garden fence Sekket saw Tom sprinkling
Holy water over his toy truck.
"What are you doing?" Asked Sekket
"Mummy says to treasure my toys,so i am blessing it" He said
proudly.
"Oh" Said Sekket, "I should bless mine then" and went in to
fetch his toy car.
Sekket brought the car back outside to show Tom and handed it to
him.
"Oh no!" said Tom, "It's broken!"
"Broken?" asked sekket curiously.
"Yes 5 centimetres of the exhaust pipe are missing!!"
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