When he crossed paths with a Roman soldier. Feeling particularly cool, Jesus put his hand up for a hi-five while passing by.
The Roman soldier, having ill feelings towards Jesus' teachings and following, simply grunted and ignored Jesus.
Jesus was a little disappointed so he then turned around and said, "Aww come on man, don't leave me hanging!"
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