Jesus tells this parable...

of a man whose farm yielded a very poor crop. Sad with the effect this had on him his family he prayed to God every night asking for a better crop.
The following season his farm yielded fourfold his previous amount! He could not believe this miracle and continued to pray to god every night to thank God and show his gratefulness.
After another season his farm yielded ninefold his initial crop. The farmer was even more amazed.
"If I continue praying then perhaps my crop will continue growing and I will never have to worry for the rest of my life!" he thought to himself, and so he continue praying every night.
What marvel! Sixteenfold the amount of crops from his initial harves - Oh sorry I'm confusing this with a parabola.

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