Jesus, Joseph, and Mary were doing chores around their home in Nazareth when
suddenly, Jesus ran outside to Joseph, and asked, "Did you call me?"
"No, I'm sorry," Joseph replied, "I just hit my thumb with the hammer,
again."
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