Jesus Golfing


Jesus, Moses and Elija were feeling good one day so they decided
to go golfing.


Jesus being Jesus always gets to tee off first. They get to the
7th hole, which is a long par 5 with a creek running across it
at about 240 yards. Jesus gets up to tee off and selects his
driver. Moses asks Jesus if he is going to try to drive across
the creek and Jesus says that he is feeling so good that he
thinks he can make it. So Jesus tees off and it is a long drive
but it lands in the middle of the creek. Jesus asks Moses to
part the water of the creek so he can retrieve his ball saying,
"You know how much I hate to lose a ball." So Moses parts the
waters of the creek and the ball is retrieved. Jesus tees it up
again and because he is Jesus he gets unlimited mulligans. Jesus
says he is going to try to drive the creek again. Moses
responds, "Ok, but I am not going to help you get it back
again!" Jesus hits tee shot again and sure enough kerr plop it
lands in the creek again. So he goes down and is walking on the
water looking for his ball.


Meanwhile back at the tee the folowing foursome has reached the
tee. One of the golfers says to Moses, "Look at that guy walking
on the water. Who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?" Moses
responds, "No, he thinks he is Tiger Woods."

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