Jesus: Each one of you grab a piece of rock.
*everyone each grabbed the biggest rock they can find and rolled it back to Jesus, except for Judas who was so lazy that he just picked up a pebble.
Jesus: I shall now turn those into gold for you to keep. Now go get another piece of rock.
*this time the apostles were tired of hauling their first rock so each grabbed the smallest pebble they can find thinking they're fine with the gold they got. Judas, learning from his previous mistake, got the biggest rock he could find
Jesus: throw your rocks as far as you could, wherever it reaches and lands, that's the amount of land I'm giving you. Now for your last gift from me, grab 2 rocks.
*everyone grabbed two decent sized rocks except for Judas. Eyeing his small chunk of gold and his small plot of land, he grabbed a small pebble and a big rock just to be sure.
Jesus: sit on your rocks and I'll turn them into your balls.
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